Fifteen Ways of Crazy

Met a guy at the bar who was fifteen ways of crazy.
I found him fascinating, but also was scared at the same time.

Fifteen ways of crazy:

- Delusional about ideas.
- Crazy eyes
- Formations of sentences which are not grammatically correct, but somehow work.
- Use of hands as visual signatures of "dots" or "periods"
- Smelled awful and countered that smell with more aquavelva
- Drinking a shot as if unsure how to approach the contents (using all sides of the glass).
- Wearing one shoe with no laces.
- Talking about the experiences between two people as if you are one of those people, even though you just met.
- A strange fidget of fingers or hands as if they are "stab happy."
- Easily provoked by things which were not said, but inferred
- Smelling of urine
- Wearing anything with a WSU Cougar logo but torn, dirt.
- Scatter-brained thought process which impedes logic.
- Mentions he has firearms for the coming race-war
- Wants to discuss further, then is more agitated that you say you don't want to.